Welcome to the Smart Sock Model 2, the most advanced sock simulator in the world! With its 32-bit toe-tally powerful processor and 64GB of RAM, this baby can predict and prevent sock blisters, detect and deflect sock monsters, and even suggest the perfect sock-to-shoe ratio for optimal comfort and style.
But wait, there's more! The Smart Sock Model 2 also comes equipped with a built-in Sock-to-Fridge converter, allowing you to translate your favorite sock brands into a comprehensive list of snack foods. Try it out!