Smart Socks User Agreement

By using Smart Socks, you agree to the following terms:

• You will never, ever, under any circumstances, use our socks to dry dishes.
• You will not attempt to use our socks as a substitute for actual intelligence or wit.
• You will not wear our socks in public unless you are 100% certain they will not be seen as a cry for help.
• You will not use our socks as a projectile or a distraction from the impending doom that is your laundry list.
• You will not attempt to return or exchange our socks for any reason whatsoever, including but not limited to: being too bright, too loud, or too sentient.
• By using Smart Socks, you acknowledge that you are aware of the inherent risks associated with wearing socks that can, in fact, think for themselves, and that you will not hold us liable for any existential crises that may result from this.

By signing below, you agree to these terms and acknowledge that your signature is, in fact, a digital equivalent of a handshake in a world where handshakes are not actually a thing.

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