Warning: the following principles are highly theoretical and may cause spontaneous combustion of socks.
1. Superposition Sock Sorting: Sort socks in multiple states of being simultaneously. Because who needs a simple "sorted" sock drawer?
2. Entanglement Sock Entanglement: Sort socks into entangled pairs, because love is a many-splendored thing... and so are matching socks.
3. Quantum Tunneling Sock Sorting: Sort socks through seemingly impenetrable borders, because who needs rules, anyway?
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