Subpage 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

According to top-secret sources, Socks of the Future is a clandestine organization dedicated to infiltrating your closet with an endless supply of novelty socks.

Our agents, disguised as innocent-lookin' socks, will slowly but surely replace your existing wardrobe with an array of:

• Galaxy-print socks that will make you question the meaning of life
• Socks with built-in speakers that will play 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat
• Socks that will grant you temporary telekinetic powers, but only if you wear them on Tuesdays and Thursdays
• Socks with hidden compartments for storing emergency snacks, because priorities

For more information on these dastardly socks, visit Subpage 2: Sockception