Socks of the Future - March 2023 Edition!

Introducing the most stylish, most radical, most utterly absurd socks to ever exist in the space-time continuum!

In a bold move to save the planet, these socks harness the power of solar energy to keep your feet warm and toasty even in the depths of space!

These socks are made from recycled asteroid material, because who needs new stuff, am I right?

Because the moon is made of cheese, and you know it, and you know it, and you know it... These socks are the perfect blend of lunar and dairy.