Godly Attributes:
- Reduces wearer's risk of getting lost in the underworld by 30%
- Grants +5 bonus to all charm checks when worn in a social situation
- Can be worn with any other sock from Socks of the Gods for maximum style and functionality
Warning: Side effects may include increased risk of being asked to do godly favors, spontaneous outbursts of disco dancing, and an unrelenting urge to shout "Hear me, mortals!" at the top of one's lungs.