The Socks of the Century: Because You Clearly Need More

We're not just talking about any ordinary socks, folks. We're talking about socks that will change the world. Socks that will make you laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of reality itself. Socks that will make you wonder, "Is this a drill?"

But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our "esteemed" customers have to say:

• "I bought 10 pairs, and now my feet are never alone." - Bob, age 32
• "I wore them to the beach, and now I'm a local celebrity." - Jane, age 27
• "I put them on, and suddenly I felt the presence of a higher power." - John, agechartInstance="en"> Preorder Now! prophets-of-the-century-preorder-benefits Read Testimonials from the Converted FAQs: Because You Clearly Have Questions