SOCKS OF THE INNOCENT: ONTOLOGY
A Treatise on the Fabricated Footwear of the Unsainted
Introduction
In this, the definitive treatise on the ontology of Socks of the Innocent, we will delve into the very fabric of reality itself. For too long, the world has been ignorant of the intricacies of our beloved footwear. No more.
Our research has led us to categorize Socks of the Innocent into three distinct classes:
| Class | Description |
| Superior Socks | The crème de la crème of Socks. Only the most discerning of individuals may don these. |
| Inferior Socks | For those who can't afford the Superior Socks, we offer a more... modest option. |
| Sock Nirvana Socks | A spiritual experience for the socks, and those who wear them. |
Conclusion
In conclusion, Socks of the Innocent are more than just mere foot coverings. They are a gateway to understanding the very fabric of our reality.
Join us on this journey into the world of Socks of the Innocent, and together, let us unravel the mystery.