Tassel-Toes of the Innocent: The Official Tournament

Rules

Article 1: The Sock Game

Players must wear socks with tassels that match the official colors of the tournament: Red, White, and Blue.

Red Socks: Must be made of 100% cotton or wool
White Socks: Must be made of 100% polyester
Blue Socks: Must be made of 100% spandex

Addendum

Round 1: The Sock Sorting Game	Round 2: The Tassel Tussle	Round 3: The Toe Takedown
Sort socks by color	Engage in a dance-off with a tassel	Remove one toe from a tassel

Failure to comply will result in disqualification. Disqualification will result in a penalty: a 30-minute lecture on the importance of proper sock hygiene.