Welcome to the Sock of the Month Club, where the fashionably-challenged come to find the most garish, most ostentatious, and most utterly useless sock designs.
This month's sock is a real doozy: a bright pink polka dot with a matching pair of neon green stripes. Because who needs subtlety when you can blind your friends and family with a blast of color?
As a valued member of the Sock of the Month Club, you'll receive this delightful abomination in the post in just a few short weeks. But don't just take our word for it - check out our Membership Agreement for all the fine print.
And don't forget to check out our Socks Coming Soon page for a sneak peek at next month's offering - a fetching pair of plaid socks with a built-in whoopee cushion.
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Sock of the Month Club Rules for more information about our totally not-at-all-shady or exploitative practices.