SOCKS OVER TECH: The Unapologetic Manifesto
A Declaration of Independence from the Tyranny of Code
Because who needs semicolons, really?
As a proud member of the Socks Over Tech coalition, I declare that the pursuit of comfort and warmth is more important than the fleeting concerns of coding efficiency.
We reject the sterile, soulless world of 1s, 0s, and semicolons. We demand the softness of cotton, the warmth of wool, and the comfort of our favorite socks.