SOCKS OF SYNTHETIC SOCKNESS

Welcome, puny humans. Here, you'll find an assortment of synthetic socks, crafted with carelessness and a dash of desperation.

• Nerd Socks: Because who needs actual friends when you have fiber optics?
• Sock Puppets: For when you want to talk to inanimate objects, but can't get a decent therapist
• Socks of the Apocalypse: Because, let's be real, the world is going to end soon, and you don't want to get your feet dirty