Socks for the Sock Surrealists

Because, let's be real, the only thing that truly matters in life is the perfect pair of socks.

We offer:

• Socks of Absolute Certainty: Because sometimes you just know exactly where you're going.
• Socks of Uncertainty: For those who enjoy a good existential crisis with their footwear.
• Socks of Temporal Displacement: Perfect for the time-traveling surrealist in your life.

Or, if you're just feeling particularly absurd today, you might enjoy:

Socks of the Absurd: Because who needs logic when you can have socks with tiny, tiny faces on them?