EXHIBIT A: THE ANCIENT ART OF FOOTWEAR
Behold, the earliest known evidence of foot-hugging innovation! This relic from the ancient civilization of Foot-Huggers of the Ancient World dates back to the 5th century BCE.
EXHIBIT B: THE MYSTICISM OF SOCKS
Uncover the hidden secrets of the Sock-Gnosis - the ancient art of infusing socks with mystical powers.