Loafers: The Unsung Heroes of Footwear
Loafers, those lazy, slip-on abominations of the shoe world. We've all been there: slumped on the floor, feet splayed out in all directions, a testament to our own slothful nature.
But, oh, the sweet comfort! The ease of slipping on a pair and never having to tie those pesky laces again. It's like a warm hug for your feet, wrapped in a soft, suede prison.