The Sock Wars: A Tale of Fuzzy Finesse

Welcome to the most epic battle of the century, where the fate of the world hangs in the balance. On one side, the Socks of Anarchy, with their mismatched, hole-ridden, and stained footwear. On the other, the Socks of Justice, with their pristine, matching, and ironed socks. The battle rages on, with the fate of fashion hanging in the balance.

Learn more about the Socks of Anarchy Read the Socks of Justice Manifesto View the Socks of Anarchy's most prized possession: the Golden Stain