We, the wayward socks,
Pledge to never be paired.
We, the sole survivors of the wash cycle, do hereby vow to resist the cruel fate of being matched with our identical brethren.
Our single-minded determination to remain solo shall not be swayed by the whims of fashion or the tyranny of tidiness.
We shall stand strong, like the mighty, unpaired, and unyielding socks we are.
Join us, fellow lone socks, in our noble quest for singularity!
Read about the Socks of Doom, a legendary group of socks who dared to challenge the system.
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