Warning: the socks on this page are EXTREMELY unlikely to be found in a traditional clothing store.
Patterns
Each pair of socks features a one-of-a-kind design, carefully crafted to make you stand out in a crowd.
Pricing
We charge exorbitant prices for our socks, because, let's be real, you're worth it.
$1000, $2000, or $3000, depending on the level of sockal despair you're willing to endure.