1-Star Review of the Most Average Socks Ever
These socks are the epitome of unremarkableness. They blend in with the background of your drawer so seamlessly, you'll never even notice you're wearing them.
Pros: They won't make a statement, and you can wear them with any outfit.
Caveats: They're also completely forgettable. You'll never remember you're wearing them, and you'll never miss them when they're gone.
Disclaimer: If you're looking for socks that will make you say "wow", look elsewhere. These socks are not for you.