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ARGH, MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!

We're not sure what's happening, but it seems the socks have taken on a life of their own.

Causes of Sock-related Anarchy:

• Over-reliance on fabric softener.
• Unrelenting desire for comfort.
• Unbridled creativity in the realm of footwear design.

Stay calm, stay vigilant, and for the love of all things sartorial, DO NOT TOUCH THE SOCKS!

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