The Last Sock

Last Sock on Earth (RIP)

A lone, forlorn sock lies abandoned on a desolate landscape

Causes of the Great Sockpocalypse

Over-reliance on matching
Lack of Sock-Matching Algorithms
Sock-Sizing inflation
Unbridled Sock hoarding

Survival Tips

Buy in bulk (but not too bulk)
Match wisely (or not at all)
Store in Sock-Proof compartments
Never trust the dryer (it's a liar)

Lost and Found Socks of the Damned