Case #004: The Socks that Defied the Void
Case File #004 was opened on February 27, 2023, at precisely 14:00 UTC.
A pair of socks, brand: 'Gigantic Sock Monster', style: 'Rainbow Explosion', size: 9.5, had defied the void by somehow surviving a trip through the washing machine, the dryer, and a spin cycle.
Witnesses reported seeing the socks re-emerging from the laundry room, looking remarkably unchanged, with only a faint hint of 'I survived' pride.
Experts speculate that the socks' resilience was due to an unknown quantity of 'luck' and 'being really really really lucky'.
Sock Stats:
- Material: Cotton, polyester, and a pinch of magic.
- Color: A kaleidoscope of colors.
- Pattern: A swirling storm of shapes and colors.
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Investigating Officer:
Officer Sockworth, Badge Number 42.