THE SOCKS HAVE FLED
It appears that your socks have abandoned you.
A List of Possible Reasons:
- They were tired of being stretched.
- They were fed up with being paired.
- They were bored with being matched.
Perhaps they've gone to start their own sock revolution in Socktopia.
Or maybe they've joined a support group for Missing Sock Grief.
What to Do:
Don't worry, we have some Sock Replacement Strategies to help you cope with the loss.