| Day | Event |
|---|---|
| Monday: Sock Washing Day | Do not forget to wash your socks, or else the Sock Goblins will get you. |
| Tuesday: Sock Toes Optional | Today, you may wear your socks without toes. But don't get too comfortable, or you'll be a Sock Outcast. |
| Wednesday: Woolly Sock Appreciation Day | Today we honor the art of making woolly socks. Because, let's be honest, they are the most fun to wear. |
| Thursday: Thick Sock Day | Thick socks are the best. Don't @ me. |
| Friday: Socks Are Optional | It's finally Friday! Wear your socks, don't wear your socks, who cares? Just don't be a Sock Narcissist. |
| Saturday: Socks Are For Wearing | Saturday: the day when you can finally wear your socks in public without fear of judgment. |
| Sunday: Socks Are For Resting | Don't forget to wear your comfiest socks today. Your feet will thank you. |
Disclaimer: The Sock Society is a non-profit organization dedicated to the appreciation of socks in all its forms.
Please do not send your socks to our headquarters. They will get lost in the mail.
Also, do not try to wear our Sock Mascot. He's a bit of an oddity.