Warning: Sock Holes Ahead!
You shouldn't be here. But here you are. And you're probably going to regret it.
Causes:
- Overuse of the washing machine
- Underuse of fabric softener
- Trouble with the dryer's lint trap
Symptoms:
- Missing socks
- Visible hole-yard
- Unexplained sock-related trauma
Treatment:
- Buy more socks
- Invest in a lint roller
- Consult a professional sock therapist
Disclaimer:
By accessing this page, you agree to hold us harmless for any and all sock-related trauma or loss you suffer. Don't say we didn't warn you.