Sock Theory

What is Sock Theory?

It's the study of the intricacies of footwear and its effects on the human psyche. A discipline of philosophy that questions the nature of foot-hugging fabrics, toe-separating seams, and heel-raising heels.

A Brief History of Socks Types of Socks

Key Tenets of Sock Theory

• 1. The Sock Drawer Paradox
• 2. The Heel-to-Toe Ratio
• 3. The Elusion of the Perfect Sock

This website is brought to you by the Sock Theory Institute, a think tank dedicated to advancing the field of Sock Theory.