Socks Are A Trap

Socks: The Silent Killer of Productivity

It's not the work that's a problem, it's the socks. They're always disappearing in the wash, leaving us with a trail of missing mates and a never-ending cycle of searching and despair.

But it's not just the practical problems they cause. Oh no, it's the existential crisis that comes with realizing that your socks are secretly judging you. "You're a mess, your floor is a mess, your life is a mess."

Don't even get us started on the Sock Police, always patrolling the laundry room, looking for anyone who dares to wear mismatched socks.