Chapter 1: The Ancient Sock Prophecy
In a time before time, when the world was still a vast expanse of polyester and spandex, the Sock Gods chose a select few to be their prophets. These chosen ones were imbued with the power to see the fabric of reality, to weave the threads of fate.
But alas, the Sock Gods are gone, and their prophets are all that remain. We must rely on their ancient wisdom to guide us through the trials and tribulations of modern life.
Join us as we delve into the lore of the Sock Prophets, and discover the secrets of the universe, one sock at a time.