After the events of the original Socks of DOOM, the world is once again plagued by the scourge of missing socks. The people are desperate, and the Sock Overlords have been overthrown. It's time to rise up and reclaim your footwear.
But be warned: the Sockening is not just a threat, but a way of life. Join us, and you will be changed forever.
Or, you know, just buy some spare socks. That's a thing that exists.