Paranoid Socks: The Unofficial Tuesday Sock Society

Join us, and let your socks do the talking!

Meet our esteemed leader, Barnaby the Bold, who has been leading the charge against the nefarious Sock Police.

Our mission is simple: to wear our socks on Tuesdays and defy the system.

Want to join the fight? Read our manifesto and sign up for our membership today!

Every Tuesday at 2:00 AM, our fearless leader will lead the Sock Run through the city.
We also host Sockfests every full moon, where you can wear your most outrageous socks and dance the night away.

Get your sock-themed swag today! From "I'm a Sock Revolutionary" t-shirts to "Don't Tread on my Socks" mugs, we have it all!