Mostly Serious Sock Patterns

This is where the serious business of socks happens.

Pattern 1: The Sock-o-Matic 3000

Randomly generated patterns for your viewing pleasure.

More Randomness

Pattern 2: Sock-o-Matic 3000's Slightly Less Random Cousin

Because sometimes you want a little more structure in your sock life.

Less Randomness

Pattern 3: The Sock-o-Matic 3000's Evil Twin, Sock-nado

For when you want to make a statement with your socks.

Sock-nado

Warning: Viewing these patterns may cause excessive joy, spontaneous laughter, or sudden urges to wear funny socks.

Sock Safety Info