SOCKS WITHOUT SOCKSANDALS

Where the absurdly mismatched meet the boldly uncoordinated.

Our Mission

We are a group of rebels, fighting against the tyranny of matching footwear.

Join us in our quest for the sole-ly uncoordinated.

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Our Methods

Our approach is simple: take off one sock, put back on the other. Repeat.

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