Lost & Found: A Galactic Sock Saga

Warning: Do not attempt to retrieve any item without proper clearance from the Galactic Sock Authorities.

Currently, the following items are listed as Lost:

• One lone argyle sock, last seen near the orbit of Saturn
• A pair of fuzzy slippers, reported missing on the planet Zorgon-6
• A single, slightly-used athletic sock, recovered from the surface of the moon of Gloopernacks

Do you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these items? Please contact the Galactic Sock Authorities for further assistance.