Tip 1: Don't wear socks with sandals. It's a slippery slope, folks.
Tip 2: Choose your socks wisely. A good sock can make or break a relationship.
Tip 3: Avoid the dreaded Sock-Eater. It's like a sock-vampire, but with less fangs.
Tip 4: Never underestimate the power of a good sock-pairing algorithm. Your socks will thank you.
Don't get tangled in a web of deceit with your socks. It's a real thing, folks.
And remember: A good sock is like a good friend - it's always there for you, until it's not.