Socks as Self-Expression: A Guide by SockSafety.net

Warning: The Sock Safety Council advises against wearing mismatched socks. Don't @ us.

Sock Safety Tips:

Tip 1: Don't wear socks with sandals. It's a slippery slope, folks.

Tip 2: Choose your socks wisely. A good sock can make or break a relationship.

Tip 3: Avoid the dreaded Sock-Eater. It's like a sock-vampire, but with less fangs.

Tip 4: Never underestimate the power of a good sock-pairing algorithm. Your socks will thank you.

Don't get tangled in a web of deceit with your socks. It's a real thing, folks.

And remember: A good sock is like a good friend - it's always there for you, until it's not.