Surgical Intervention
For the truly committed sock enthusiast, surgical intervention may be the only solution. But don't worry, it's a painless process (most of the time).
A team of highly trained Sock-Surgeons will guide you through the procedure, ensuring your sock collection remains intact.
Cost: $10,000 (includes lifetime supply of Q-tips)
Side Effects: May cause temporary loss of socks, permanent increase in sense of accomplishment