It was a dark time, when the land was blanketed in a sea of single socks, lost to the void of the washing machine.
But then, a hero arose, to reclaim the scattered threads and weave a new tale.
His name was Bob, the Sock King, feared by his enemies and loved by his subjects.
With a heart full of determination and a fist full of singles, he battled the washer, dryer, and sock-eating monsters of the land.
And so, the Sock King's legend grew, as the people rejoiced in their reunited, matched pairs.
THE END.