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NEW ARRIVAL: THE "I'M WITH STUPID" SOCKS

I'm with Stupid

These aren't just any socks. They're for people who refuse to be seen as stupid. Or, at the very least, for people who are willing to wear a clever insult on their feet.

Buy 1 pair for 19.99, buy 2 pairs for 39.98, or buy the whole collection (yes, really) for 149.99.

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