Warning: Socks In Overdrive Treatment

By using this website, you acknowledge that you are aware that your socks may be in overdrive.

Our treatment may cause your socks to:

Spin wildly in the washing machine.
Bounce off the dryer drum with alarming frequency.
Develop an existential crisis due to excessive folding.

Side effects of Socks In Overdrive Treatment may include but are not limited to:

Exacerbating sock puppet syndrome.
Causing an increase in sock drawer clutter.
Permanently damaging your sense of humor.

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept these risks.

Terms and Conditions of Sock Use apply.

Frequently Asked Questions (but not really) about Socks In Overdrive Treatment.