Welcome, young ninja trainee, to the most elite program in the galaxy for mastering the ancient art of Sock Teleportation.
Located in a hidden asteroid base, surrounded by a sea of fluffy white clouds, our program is dedicated to turning you into a stealthy, sock-wielding ninja.
Our expert instructors, known only by their ninja codenames 'BlackSock', 'RedSock', and 'GreenSock', will guide you through the most rigorous training regimen known to the cosmos.
Will you be the first to master the art of teleporting socks across the galaxy? The universe holds its breath as you begin your training.
