The Sock Singularity

Welcome to the Sock Singularity, where socks go to self-destruct in a blaze of fluffy, fuzzy glory.

Here, lost socks from around the universe converge to form a vortex of singularity, leaving their owners in a world of mismatched and lonely footwear.

Explore our vast expanse of Sock Singularity:

Sock Singularity Theory
Sock Singularity Experiments
Sock Singularity FAQ

Learn more about the Sock Singularity Theory

Warning: Sock Singularity Warning

Caution: This site may cause your socks to disappear in prophets of doom. Prolonged exposure to the Sock Singularity may lead to:

Unstable sock drawer ecosystems
Unpredictable sock drawer catastrophes
Existential dread of lone socks

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