Socksmadness

Caused by Sock Overload

Socksmadness has been declared a national emergency by the Sock Council of America.

Caused by the sudden and unexpected proliferation of socks, Socksmadness has spread across the country, leaving trails of tangled, mismatched footwear in its wake.

Try the Sock-Repellent Spray

But don't try to tackle it alone. The Sock Council recommends seeking help from the experts.

Consult the Sock Socker 9000