Phase One: The Sock Overlords
They're everywhere, watching us, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. A black sock in the washing machine, a lone lone in the dryer... It's a delicate dance.
It's a fact, not a fact-check, that the world is run by socks. They're the real rulers, hiding in plain sight.
They're everywhere, watching us, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. A black sock in the washing machine, a lone lone in the dryer... It's a delicate dance.
But fear not, for there's hope. We have our own secret agents, working tirelessly to undermine the Sock Empire. Meet our heroes, the Sock Liberation Front.
It's the end times. The Sock Uprising has begun. We must be prepared.
Stay vigilant, citizen. The Sock Empire will not be defeated easily.