1. The Sock Drawer of Despair (23,456 times)
A notorious hotbed of sock pilfering activity in the heart of the city. Residents report finding socks in the most unlikely of places... like, well, everywhere.
2. The Landlord's Laundry Room (12,345 times)
A hub of covert sock thievery, where the landlady's secret stash is said to be hidden behind a false bookshelf.