Sock Society Rules

Welcome, esteemed members of Sock Society!

Article I, Section 1: Sock Ownership

Each member is required to have a minimum of 5 clean socks in their possession at all times. This is non-negotiable.

Article I, Section 2: Sock Washing

Members are expected to wash their socks once a week, using only cold water and mild detergent. Any member found guilty of using hot water will be subject to a 30-day sock ban.