Sockectomy: Where We Reattach the Fun
At Sockectomy, we're not just a hospital for sock repair, we're a revolution. A revolution of sorts.
We use only the most advanced technology and expertly trained sock surgeons to reattach those pesky socks that your washing machine has seen fit to destroy.
Our team is led by the illustrious Dr. Sockington, a man of many talents and fewer scruples.
Our Sockectomy Techniques:
Stitch and Glue: Our most popular procedure. We use a special brand of super glue that's only available at fine furniture stores.
Toe-Reattachment: For those pesky loose toes. We use a special brand of velcro that's only available at specialty stores catering to the needs of the discerning toe enthusiast.
Our Success Stories:
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