Subpages of the Socktron 3000

"I once knew a man who said: 'It's not the heat, it's the lack of socks that gets you.' I asked him, 'What do you mean?' He said, 'I mean, have you ever woken up with a foot that's colder than a well dug well?' I said, 'No, I haven't.' He said, 'Well, that's what I mean.'" - Socky McSockface