Sock Whisperer's Code of Conduct

Article I: The Sock Whisperer's Creed

We, the Sock Whisperer's Guild, hold these truths to be self-evident:

That a Sock Whisperer's greatest joy is a perfectly matched sock drawer.
That the Sock Whisperer's code is the foundation of all that is just and holy.
That the Sock Whisperer's must never hoard their socks, lest they become a Sock Hoarder.

Article II: Sock Whisperer's Duties

As a Sock Whisperer, I shall:

Conduct regular sock counts, lest the Sock Whisperer's kingdom fall into disorder.
Maintain the sacred art of sock matching, lest the Sock Whisperer's be cast out.
Never utter the words "missing sock" in a Sock Whisperer's presence, lest the fabric of society be torn asunder.