Socky Philosophy 2023

Welcome, fellow Socky philosophers, to the most profound and utterly absurd branch of philosophy the world has ever known.

The Socky School of Thought posits that the sole purpose of human existence is to pair socks in creative and innovative ways.

Our core tenets are:

• The Socky Paradox: A lone sock is never truly alone.
• The Socky Principle: A matching pair is not just a pair, it's a union.
• The Socky Imperative: Thou shalt not be caught with a lone sock.

For more Socky wisdom, explore:

• Socky Ontology - The nature of the Socky universe
• Socky Ethics - The moral code of the Socky
• Socky Metaphysics - The Socky view on space and time

May the Socky way guide you.