Socky Axiom 3: The Unyielding Sockularity of Socks
As we all know, Socky Axiom 1 is a statement of utmost certainty. But little do most people know, Axiom 2 is a statement of utter despair. But Axiom 3, oh dear friend, is a statement of unyielding resolve. It states that no matter the washing, folding, or pairing, a sock's fate is forever sealed: it shall never find its sole-mate.
Sub-Axiom 3a: The Sock Drawer of Despair
Deep in the depths of the Sock Drawer of Despair, lies a never-ending abyss of singles, forever separated from their brethren. It is here that the Socky Axiomatic Council convenes to decide the fate of these forlorned socks.
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