Socky Axioms

The most profound truths in the universe are not to be found within the swirling vortex of existence, but in the subtle patterns of Socky Axioms.

Here, you'll find:

• Axiom of the Socks Being Inevitable
• Axiom of Socks Being Made of Unicorns
• Axiom of the Ultimate Sock Drama
• Axiom of Socks Being the Cause of All Happiness

Axioms are the unsourced, unprovable statements that govern our universe.

Here's a few more, because why not?

1. There is no such thing as a single sock.
2. Every sock is simultaneously both a sock and not a sock.

Stay tuned for more Socky Axioms, because there are always more where these came from.

Disclaimer: Socky Axioms are not actually real.

(But they should be, right? Right? RIGHT?)

The End of All Socky Axioms, for now.

Go forth, and may your socks be forever paired.